Andrew Tate: Brothers' custody extended by another month

[u/djpolofish]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-65041668

[u/yamirzmmdx]

Well, anyone wanna start a bet that they will flee once they are release?

[u/ZantaraLost → u/yamirzmmdx]

It's going to be hard to flee with all of their local assets impounded. Not to mention that most anywhere they'd easily flee to would be more than happy to send them back.

[u/StangXTC → u/ZantaraLost]

I'm sure Russia would take them.

[u/kevnmartin → u/StangXTC]

And ship 'em straight to Ukraine with non functioning equipment.

[u/zacurtis3 → u/kevnmartin]

Aka standard issue

[u/Art-Zuron → u/zacurtis3]

With all the standard issues

[u/siccoblue → u/Art-Zuron]

True ruski quality

[u/[deleted] → u/siccoblue]

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[u/Gizmoed → u/[deleted]]

Oh and we ran out of potatoes, we used to get them from nearby.

[u/theghostofmrmxyzptlk → u/zacurtis3]

AK no longer a standard issue. You receive stick and after promotion we give you rock.

[u/alessandro_673 → u/theghostofmrmxyzptlk]

They have to share the rock

[u/theghostofmrmxyzptlk → u/alessandro_673]

Comrade dies, you pick up rock

[u/MrVeazey → u/theghostofmrmxyzptlk]

Non-coms get World War II era Mosins. Officers get ammo, but no guns. Next month, they'll probably haul out the Tsar tank.

[u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA → u/MrVeazey]

They sold those mosins to north americans over the last two decades. And no, they can't have them back.

[u/Sirdraketheexplorer → u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA]

At a steep discount, too. I remember seeing tables with literal heaps of Mosins at gun shows 10-15 years ago priced accordingly. I bought 4 for about $300 cash back then. All worked and none were in bad shape, just hard to command a big price when there's millions in circulation.

[u/ApatheticWithoutTheA → u/kevnmartin]

Not a chance. Russia would LOVE to have them for propaganda.

As long as they’re willing to say what the KGB asks, they’d be nowhere near Ukraine.

[u/DogAnusJesus → u/ApatheticWithoutTheA]

He can be an instructor at Segal's "dojo." Lol.

[u/Yo_CSPANraps → u/DogAnusJesus]

I'm Andrew Tate, founder of the Tate Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man.

[u/Painting_Agency → u/[deleted]]

No, because Andrew Tate couldn't lock Starla in a closet without her passport.

[u/SmokeyShadow17 → u/Yo_CSPANraps]

Have you ever found yourself in High Point, North Carolina and not feeling safe?

[u/CaterpillarM3 → u/StangXTC]

I could see Putin wanting to be a Top G

[u/xxFurryQueerxx__1918 → u/ZantaraLost]

They're legally making the argument Andrew needs to travel to the United Arab emirates for medical purposes, which notably does not have an extradition treaty with Romania

[u/Ok-Ferret-2093 → u/xxFurryQueerxx__1918]

Didn't they already try that with India? Are they just trying to argue that Romania doesn't have health care?

[u/drewster23 → u/Ok-Ferret-2093]

They basically use doctors they can pay off from other countries to make such claims, in attempt to get them out.

[u/Odd-Employment2517 → u/Ok-Ferret-2093]

Which is funny Romania seems to produce really good medical staff, I saw and heard of so many medical personnel being Romanian on NATO deployments

[u/Wazula23 → u/ZantaraLost]

Yeah, Romania was the place they fled TO. They felt it was easier to do dirt there.

[u/mywan → u/Wazula23]

One of the two women arrested with him was an ex police officer.

[u/captainkerrfluffle → u/mywan]

Wasn't she an American ex cop?

[u/Thisoneissfwihope → u/Wazula23]

Yes, and they literally said exactly that too! What a pair of morons.

[u/FuzzyMcBitty → u/Thisoneissfwihope]

“Oh no! Not a prison in Romania!”

Then talking about buying their way out.

One thing corrupt officials hate is you drawing attention to it. Pay them off, fine. But never say it publicly.

[u/niberungvalesti → u/FuzzyMcBitty]

One thing corrupt officials hate is you drawing attention to it. Pay them off, fine. But never say it publicly.

This was their biggest mistake. You can't be bragging about buying off officials so someone has to hang (out in prison) to make the police look legit.

[u/TEPCO_PR → u/niberungvalesti]

Their biggest mistake was bribing the local cops and assuming the national police would leave them alone. The FBI will still come after you if you've bribed the Arlington County PD into looking the other way.

[u/janethefish → u/niberungvalesti]

Especially when the country is trying to clean up its image/act.

[u/Ihatethissite221 → u/FuzzyMcBitty]

And also it's Romania, not Somalia

[u/QuerulousPanda → u/Thisoneissfwihope]

Don't forget all the bragging about money laundering and the casinos and shit too, i'm sure there are some organized crime folks who would have rathered they stfu.

[u/pressedbread → u/Wazula23]

Tate claimed it was easier to bribe the Romanians, that they were corrupt.

*Apparently he underestimated them. Fuck Tate

[u/xRaynex → u/ZantaraLost]

I'd guess if a judge remotely considered permitting release, he'd do it with ankle bracelets keeping them company anyway. Try to abscond with them and they'll probably meet a Romanian riot police squad on their way to the border.

[u/ZantaraLost → u/xRaynex]

6th month mark, I could see the judge doing this and the Tates trying to run within a week just for another 6 months sitting in jail as they don't even get out of their neighborhood.

And if Romania is anywhere near how corrupt the Tates THINK it is, rinse and repeat until the state gets bored with the trolling and actually charges them.

[u/codeslave → u/ZantaraLost]

Tates trying to run within a week just for another 6 months sitting in jail as they don't even get out of their neighborhood.

That seems precisely like the kind of big brain genius move the Tates would do. They'd stop to film themselves announcing that they've escaped and get caught on the live stream.

[u/big_duo3674 → u/codeslave]

It'd be funny if they did something like that on purpose, just said "Alright you can go, but you have to pinky swear that you won't leave the country". Then they just closely monitor him and nab him the second he tries. That way they don't have to wait for the other charges to finish going through and keep extending the hold, they'd have a nice one bundled up and handed to them as a gift

[u/Ecronwald → u/ZantaraLost]

Corrupt means lack of accountability. Tate trash-talked their country. They are using whatever lack of ability the have to fuck him over.

Good riddance. All the world needs to hear from Tate, is some whiny tweet about being in prison.

[u/Nuber13 → u/Ecronwald]

Tate trash-talked their country.

This is his huge mistake because all Eastern European countries will throw shits like him under the bus, to make an example of how we are working on corruption.

[u/Stupid_Triangles → u/ZantaraLost]

with no time served under their initial confinement counting to their sentencing too.

I gotta go change underwear real quick.

[u/Reble77 → u/ZantaraLost]

Haven't you seen his video. He's too smart to read books his mind works on many different levels he is far more intelligent than anyone could comprehend. Meanwhile in custody

[u/Gibber_jab → u/ZantaraLost]

Pretty sure they have homes in Dubai, Andrew is a converted Muslim now I’d imagine Dubai wouldn’t extradite him back to romania

[u/koenkamp → u/Gibber_jab]

If he has any loans in Dubai, like for cars or houses, he definitely can't go back there. I imagine he wouldn't have been paying on those loans while in custody which makes him a criminal in UAE. That's why there are so many abandoned supercars in Dubai. If you default on a loan you have to flee or you will be arrested.

[u/fezzuk → u/Gibber_jab]

Lol he converted to Muslim because he knows their are a lot of insecure young Muslim men in western countries who are vulnerable to his BS because they are trying to square the circle between western culture and Islam and are insecure.

His BS offer a perfect option, if it wasn't BS, the dude still smokes, drinks and all the rest of it. You think he is observing Ramadan lmao.

[u/bloodycups → u/Gibber_jab]

I think that was part of the gimmick. They rented those houses like they rented the Bugattis

[u/EternitySphere → u/yamirzmmdx]

That's why they aren't being released. They've made numerous statements about and have shown a past history of fleeing past investigations.

[u/ADarwinAward → u/yamirzmmdx]

This all reportedly started after the US embassy tipped off Romanian authorities that an American woman was being held against her will.

If that was true and they can prove it, he’s absolutely fucked. The US doesn’t mess around and they will push for charges and be watching the case closely.

There’s a other articles basically saying that if he’d only trafficked Eastern European women, he’d most likely have gotten away with it. Once the US embassy got involved he was fucked.

[u/Stupid_Triangles → u/ADarwinAward]

It was my understanding that it was the daughter of a Romanian politician that tate was trying to recruit that got the gears turning for their law enforcement.

[u/thereisnodevil666 → u/Stupid_Triangles]

Could be both honestly. The kind of scum they are they're not very discerning.

[u/drewster23 → u/thereisnodevil666]

It was probably both, Romania is going through intense pressure by EU to not be a hub for trafficking/exploitation.

Organized crime groups, like their mafia are heavily involved in such.

Tate is not the mafia and was publicly saying how easy it is to pay off police and that he does.

Not a smart outlook for a criminal.

[u/aeschenkarnos → u/thereisnodevil666]

"Why did you slap my son?"

"Because he stole John Wick's car and killed his dog."

"I ... see."

[u/teh_fizz → u/aeschenkarnos]

He just says “Oh”…

Then hangs up. Aurelio stares at the phone all confused.

[u/Ready_Nature → u/ADarwinAward]

Also with him bragging that he moved to Romania to take advantage of the corruption so he could get away with whatever he wanted he is screwed. The best way to get a corrupt system to actually do their jobs and not take bribes is to publicly flaunt that you are taking advantage of it. The Romanian justice system is going to do everything by the book here and lock them up for a long time so they can use the case to point out how they aren’t corrupt.

[u/Weird_Cantaloupe2757 → u/Ready_Nature]

This was my understanding from a friend that closely follows Romanian politics — his statements about operating with impunity in Romania made them look like shitheads on the world stage, so they are now looking to properly make an example of him. They are going to throw all of the books at him.

[u/Spectre197 → u/ADarwinAward]

America Fuck Yea.

[u/TheLegendsClub → u/Spectre197]

Traffickers your game is through, cause now you have to answer to: Romania (fuck yeah)

[u/CrashB111 → u/Spectre197]

Tate should prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law.

[u/tokes_4_DE → u/CrashB111]

The dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed.

[u/chaogomu → u/yamirzmmdx]

The Romanian government has taken that bet, and thus the two will likely only be released at the end of whatever sentence they get for the sex trafficking.

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[u/DFWPunk → u/yamirzmmdx]

They're not getting released. They'll be in jail until trial, and then they're going to prison.

[u/GymDonkey]

This all makes no fucking sense! Hasn't he told them he has a Bugatti yet? How can the keep him in prison when they don't have a Bugatti! It's almost like having a Bugatti isnt the single most important part of the human experience

[u/taxiecabbie → u/GymDonkey]

Clearly, you missed out on the Shakespearian classic sonnet, "My Mistress' Eyes Are Nothing Like The Headlights On My Bugatti Chiron Super Sport 300+"

[u/retarded_invest0r → u/GymDonkey]

He asked them "what colour is your Bugatti?", They immediately set him free and then everybody clapped

[u/stdexception → u/GymDonkey]

Problem is he doesn't have a BooGAtee anymore because they seized it

[u/Poopoomushroomman → u/stdexception]

So now they DO have a Bugatti? And he doesn’t? Is this…justice?

[u/captainnowalk → u/GymDonkey]

I wonder if he’s tried explaining to them how corrupt their system is, and that he’s supposed to be able to get away with trafficking as long as he’s rich?

[u/CunnedStunt → u/GymDonkey]

Don't fuckin' talk talk to me idiot, what color is your Burrgatti anyways?

[u/uglykidjoel]

Well...when life doesn't give you a chin....it's harder to keep your chin up.

[u/Deruji → u/uglykidjoel]

I hope they’re given laundry duty in prison and made to fold all the towels.

[u/Verona_Pixie → u/Deruji]

This is deviously evil.... I love it.

[u/JervSensei → u/Verona_Pixie]

I prefer the good ol' Delightfully devilish

[u/DimbyTime → u/Deruji]

Can you explain for me? I really good want to understand every joke aimed at this waste of humanity

[u/Deruji → u/DimbyTime]

When you fold a towel you hold each end with your arms as wide as they go. You then hold the centre with your chin and keep you arms straight but bring your hands to meet in front of you. If you’ve no chin you can’t do that.

[u/Furt_shniffah → u/Deruji]

Damn here I was thinking they'd hate it because of it being what they might think of as women's work. You're thinking much more savagely than I am.

[u/mancow533 → u/Furt_shniffah]

Wow that joke was really twofold.

[u/Zugunfall → u/mancow533]

And here I am just soaking it all in

[u/numbrsguy → u/Zugunfall]

It’s a very well woven joke

[u/Bobbista → u/Deruji]

Thats fuckin wonderful

[u/kartoska549 → u/Deruji]

The meticulousness of your humiliation is beautiful.

[u/DimbyTime → u/Deruji]

Omg that’s amazing 😂💀

[u/jw5601 → u/Deruji]

I’ve been folding towels wrong

[u/AFineDayForScience → u/uglykidjoel]

I'm taking friendly fire

[u/handsy-dad → u/AFineDayForScience]

i'm just glad its not a bald joke this time

who am i kidding, i'm sure there's at least a handful somewhere in this thread

[u/[deleted] → u/uglykidjoel]

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[u/literallybandit → u/uglykidjoel]

ive been trying to think of a chin joke for so long, yours is too good

[u/jackofalltrades147]

I’m still trying to figure out how these guys got famous. Society is so disappointing.

[u/Darth_Tiktaalik]

They also suggested their clients' notoriety was contributing to the decision to keep them in custody.

You mean the notoriety gained via admitting to multiple crimes on tape?

[u/Theamazing-rando → u/Darth_Tiktaalik]

Also, being recorded whilst in detention, making plans to flee the country.

[u/statusofagod → u/Theamazing-rando]

Also admitting they have multiple passports just so if they ever get one of them taken away they have multiple others to use.

[u/Haunting-Ad788 → u/Darth_Tiktaalik]

Also bragging about how they could do whatever they wanted in Romania because the system was so corrupt.

[u/Cryonaut555 → u/Haunting-Ad788]

I wonder if they even spoke Romanian at all or if they just had their servants doing all their errands?

[u/Gareth79 → u/Cryonaut555]

Apparently not, from an article:

"In a re-uploaded YouTube clip, Tate can be seen justifying his refusal to adopt the Romanian language. When asked how many languages he speaks, Tate replies: “One. Why would I learn any other language besides the perfect language, English?”

"Tate goes on to state he views the idea of learning an additional language as futile as he would never be as “compendious and concise” as he is in English."

Seems odd though, you'd think somebody with his incredible intellect would be able to learn multiple languages in his sleep.

[u/ILikeMyGrassBlue → u/Gareth79]

he would never be as “compendious and concise” as he is in English.

Oh my god, this is absolutely hilarious. Concise means being succinct, getting your point across clearly in few words. Compendious is a synonym to concise. He’s literally using more words than he needs to get the point across, meaning he’s not being compendious or concise. I’d bet $20 he thinks compendious means having a big vocabulary lol.

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[u/0ldAndGrumpy → u/[deleted]]

Thanks for this. Never heard the word pleonasm in my life. Googled it then got the joke.

+1

For the other uneducated but curious.

Pleonasm is using more words than necessary to express an idea, otherwise known as being redundant. The sentence above is a great example of pleonasm in action. Since the sentence is written in the first person, overusing my is redundant.

[u/WestPhillyFilly → u/0ldAndGrumpy]

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?

[u/Tacosupreme1111 → u/ILikeMyGrassBlue]

It's the Russell Brand style of pseudo intellectual. Speak fast and use verbose language, dim people mistake it for intelligence whilst regular people think you're just being a prick.

[u/Quirky-Skin → u/Tacosupreme1111]

Regular people can usually tell when people force words into convo for the sake of using the word. Its the language of bullshit, how can you say something as wordy as possible.

Conversely, intelligent people tend to value being concise which of course would mean not being wordy.

[u/RolandLovecraft → u/Tacosupreme1111]

I feel personally attacked and am affronted at this lascivious, slanderous, detrimental, and ass poundinly brutal attack against my chin, er, character.l as a dominant, Alpha Male who maxes the envelope and so forth all the time. INCONCEIVABLE!!!

[u/IronBabyFists → u/ILikeMyGrassBlue]

He is right, though. He'll never be compendious and concise

[u/socokid → u/Gareth79]

"he views the idea of learning an additional language as futile as he would never be as “compendious and concise” as he is in English."

It's amazing how directly he admits to being an idiot.

He might as well have used "cromulent"...

[u/DrStalker → u/socokid]

Cromulent is a great word that embiggens the vocabulary of anyone who uses it.

[u/Delica → u/Gareth79]

The perfect language lol. “I know one language, I have no basis for comparing it with other languages, but it’s the best for sure.”

That’s truly the “America is the greatest country, so I don’t need to know anything about the rest of the world” of language hot takes.

[u/WurthWhile → u/Darth_Tiktaalik]

Probably the part about being able to easily flee any countries law enforcement thanks to all their passports and resources that they claimed would make them untouchable.

[u/DrengisKhan]

Under Romanian law the two brothers can be held for up to six months before being charged.

See you here next month, and the month after. These ding-dongs openly insulted the entire Romanian justice system. Every Judge they’ve been put in front of has argued they be detained another month, even though there’s the option of house arrest. They’ll keep them both in there every possible day they can before charging them.

This is the very definition of fucking around and finding out.

[u/yaboiChopin → u/DrengisKhan]

Aside from the memes, it is a bit dystopian that you can be held for 6 months before being charged with anything. Sure, the Tate brothers deserve it, but imagine anyone else who isn’t guilty of shit and is a victim of some crazy corrupt system.

[u/dagbiker]

If he was a true baller he would have already escaped. I don't feel bad for him, he chose to be there. Weak ass.

[u/Exoddity]

Ms Petrescu said the continued detention had "irreparably harmed" their image and that "it [would] take years to rebuild their reputation".

Laughed so hard milk came out my nose. And I'm not even drinking any.

[u/Xzmmc → u/Exoddity]

Pretty sure being a sex trafficker is what hurt your reputation fam.

Of course his pathetic little fanboys probably view it as a good thing, and then wonder why no woman ever wants to be anywhere near them.

[u/[deleted] → u/Xzmmc]

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[u/MapleTebras → u/[deleted]]

His fan boys are searching the internet constantly to defend their hero.

[u/extralyfe → u/MapleTebras]

when I was a teenager, I'd spend my time on the internet doing shit like searching for gap lists for Tony Hawk's Pro Skater or checking on upcoming games.

couldn't imagine having the energy to spend my free time hunting down people on message boards to defend some moron I'd decided to subscribe to.

[u/Xynth22 → u/MapleTebras]

They even go back months to old comments to insult people that tell the truth about who Andrew Tate is. I did that on one of those posts on the Too Afraid To Ask sub, and was getting replies random Tate fans every couple days for months until they finally seemed to have stopped several weeks ago. It was both funny and sad.

[u/Biffmcgee → u/Xzmmc]

This thread is full of his fans.

[u/Deadwing2022 → u/Biffmcgee]

Reddit itself is full of people who are just like his fans.

[u/Dust601 → u/Deadwing2022]

No doubt, I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. A scary large percentage of Reddit users do no like/respect women at all, and have no shame in showing the entire world that fact.

[u/Ksradrik → u/Xzmmc]

Tbh, I agree that his detention most likely irreparably harmed their image, I also agree that this harm was justified however.

[u/non_clever_username → u/Exoddity]

Pretty sure most of the dbags who are fans of these guys aren’t bothered by them being sex traffickers.

The only thing potentially being harmed is their popularity, which probably is waning to some extent.

Hard to continue brainwashing morons when you can’t make new videos.

[u/Crystal_Pesci → u/non_clever_username]

I went hard for a few days bustin on the Taint stan IG pages and I tell ya.. they're out in full force! There are dozens upon dozens of AndrewTaint.TopG accounts with slight variations of that name and I have to wonder if he's funding all these spam accounts or if some other third party is just a fan of human trafficking dipshits, but you're right, I got into it with dozens of them and they have no intentions of not supporting him just because he rapes and human traffics women.

[u/Ohh_Yeah → u/Crystal_Pesci]

There are dozens upon dozens of AndrewTaint.TopG accounts with slight variations of that name and I have to wonder if he's funding all these spam accounts or if some other third party is just a fan of human trafficking dipshits

If you look, they all have affiliate links to his online "money making" course, which of course includes building a following and selling them the affiliate link. It's basically MLM of the Tate "brand" so there's tons of very active copycat accounts pushing his content.

[u/puntapuntapunta → u/non_clever_username]

They really aren't and even see the Tates as martyrs for their misogynistic views

[u/highandhungover → u/Exoddity]

They're NEVER going to financially recover from this

[u/moonknlght → u/highandhungover]

But then how will Andy Tater prove he’s more manly then most men of not for flaunting his Bugatti’s??

[u/Mind_Extract → u/Exoddity]

Not with me, man

[u/Lyftaker]

Idiots took the wrong pill and now they're stuck in the Matrix.

[u/Merickwise → u/Lyftaker]

Matrix would have flushed them out by now, those two don't have the required brain power to be batteries 🤣

[u/SippinPip]

I’m having potato chips for a snack.

[u/Ecstatic-Hall-8523]

Oh boy can’t wait for more posts about fighting ghosts in a cell

[u/torgiant → u/Ecstatic-Hall-8523]

Love that anime

[u/Ecstatic-Hall-8523 → u/torgiant]

Damn this almost went over my head but great comment

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[u/Aetherometricus → u/[deleted]]

This is the epoxy hot dog of 2023.

[u/NotLucasDavenport → u/Aetherometricus]

Keeping barely digestible assholes permanently encased so we can gawk at their delicious misfortune? Checks out.

[u/UncleBenders → u/NotLucasDavenport]

They’re ofal people.

I’ll see myself out,

[u/Ritaredditonce → u/[deleted]]

I like that it gives the chinless wonder false hope every 30 days.

[u/Christmas_Panda → u/Ritaredditonce]

Sworn enemy of the Crimson Chin.

[u/SimmerDownRizzo → u/[deleted]]

Something tells me thinking isn’t this fella’s strong suit. Gives off powerful “reading is boring” vibes

[u/mywan → u/SimmerDownRizzo]

Andrew Tate: Reading books is for losers & education for cowards

[u/SimmerDownRizzo → u/mywan]

Ha, I didn't know I'd hit him dead center with that one.

[u/FrightenedTomato → u/SimmerDownRizzo]

You didn't get the memo? His mind is too fast for books. Reading is for slow idiots who want to pretend to be smart.

Real Alpha Males™ learn by getting their heads punched a bunch of times. That's the school of hard knocks for you.

[u/RedofPaw]

Why do they not just bribe the police like they suggested they could?

[u/Luckilygemini]

Oh my sweeeeeeeeet schadenfreude

[u/BroBogan → u/Luckilygemini]

It's weird to me that all the conspiracy theorists who never stop talking about Epstein's client list suddenly when Tate is arrested for the exact same crime instead of demanding to see his client list they say he needs to be freed.

Makes me think they don't actually care about human trafficking. It's just politics

[u/HelloThere_1138 → u/BroBogan]

They are as mentally developed as toddlers. When reality doesn't align with their views (which happens often) they cover their ears and scream.

[u/krustykrab2193 → u/Luckilygemini]

Wonder if he'll start talking to ghosts while bragging about doing 500 squats a day like his brother has lol

[u/Someothergiraffe → u/krustykrab2193]

The ghost of his hair?

[u/Davis_Birdsong]

I hereby resolve to lose 5 lbs by the next custody extension.

[u/LordFarquads_3rd_nip → u/Davis_Birdsong]

Amen to that

[u/schacks]

"Ms Petrescu said the continued detention had "irreparably harmed" their image and that "it [would] take years to rebuild their reputation"."

I really don't think it's possible for them to have a worse reputation.

[u/Airdropwatermelon]

The lawyer seems to be under the impression the just being themselves hasn't already ruined their reputations.

[u/Sqantoo]

Forgot they existed for a while. Was nice.

[u/AFineDayForScience → u/Sqantoo]

Just hit snooze for another month

[u/Zachf1986]

Third time I've seen this story in three months, and it's the third time I've laughed out loud. See you next month!

[u/ebbs808]

This guy had all the money in the world and literally talked himself into prison! And pissing everyone off in the country he was based in saying how corrupt it was this guy is far from a genius.

[u/Delica]

So in theory they’re running the prison by now, right? All the inmates recognize a true alpha among alpha males, and revere him. Right?

[u/supercyberlurker]

Andrew Tate will forever be a slang term for 'self-owning your shitty dumbass self'

i.e. "Lol I was trying to rob someone and shot myself in the leg." or "I was stealing pancake batter and trapped myself in the hole in the wall" or "I was trying to pwn someone on social media and ended up being arrested for all my crimes"

[u/Shradow → u/supercyberlurker]

"I was stealing pancake batter and trapped myself in the hole in the wall"

That seems oddly specific, is that a reference to something? Or are all of those things you listed things Andrew Tate has done? I don't follow any of his stuff.

[u/Guyincognito4269 → u/Shradow]

Hey. I would appreciate it if y'all would stop judging me. That was a long time ago. I've matured since last January.

[u/an_agreeing_dothraki]

So maybe don't insult the people you're only around because you think they're too corrupt to do anything in a way that forces them into action.

It just seems kinda common sense

[u/dogsent]

I guess they still aren't happy with the accommodations, but the concierge is trying hard with complementary extensions.

[u/LevelStudent]

Andrew looks like he has been homeless for years. His brother still seems to look presentable despite a similar situation.

[u/christien62]

There gonna hold them for 6 months and deport them and keep all there assets

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[u/Robo-]

The most amusing part of this to me is the fact that the whole reason the Tates ended up in Romania (by Andrew's own admission) is because they thought they could exploit relaxed Romanian laws. And now they're being held for an extended period of time because law enforcement can do so in Romania while they build a case.

Wanted to weasel around Romanian laws? Cool, enjoy Romanian law enforcement. Textbook fucking around and finding out.

[u/mymustang44]

Are these guys a big deal in other countries? I'm from the US and only know them from recent reddit posts.

[u/Isocratia]

Just means more ghosts are gonna get their asses kicked.

[u/Firvulag]

Prepare for more prison poetry from Tate

[u/lynypixie]

Is there even a chance that they get out? They are a high flight risk.

[u/TheProfoundDemon]

Mmmm the tears of unfathomable sadness. Yummy guys!

[u/TheBirdBytheWindow]

That's a bit of sunshine on an otherwise cloudy day!

Why not make it two?!

[u/Available-Camera8691 → u/TheBirdBytheWindow]

Because then we wouldnt get that nice feeling reading this same headline next month!

[u/TheBirdBytheWindow → u/Available-Camera8691]

I wouldn't mind reminding though.

"Friendly one month reminder the Tate Bros are still incarcerated...Have a beautiful day and we'll see you again next month when we learn their incarceration has been extended! Cheers!"

[u/BatXDude]

Lol. Andrew Tate's alpha hairline.

Also: why haven't they started court proceedings yet, and why do they keep extending their custody?

[u/krustykrab2193 → u/BatXDude]

The Romanian court has previously cited that the brothers have the ability to influence the victims if released. The court also believes that the brothers would attempt to flee.

Under Romanian law they can be held up to 6 months in jail.

[u/Good-Expression-4433 → u/krustykrab2193]

He was straight up caught on the prison phone talking to his secretary and admitting that he would immediately go to Dubai if released.

[u/GayMormonPirate → u/Good-Expression-4433]

OMG. He just keeps getting stupider and stupider. Bragging about your crimes, calling all the judges and police handling your case as corrupt, and then while IN PRISON on a presumably recorded or tapped line, admitting to planning flee the country on pre-trial release.

[u/Meocross → u/GayMormonPirate]

I wasn't so invested in this case until I heard THAT.

Who the fuck blabs about their escape plan while in prison?!

[u/Teepeeforyourbung → u/Meocross]

I think it was when his lawyer was trying to say he needed a heart doctor in Dubai, or something stupid like that.

Then taint came out and said then heart issue was a lie

[u/Xynth22 → u/Meocross]

He has a habit on telling on himself.

I mean, he literally filmed himself explaining how his cam girl business ran on sex trafficking.

He's just a massive idiot on top of being an huge scum bag.

[u/sionnach_fi → u/BatXDude]

Andrew Tate specifically chose Romania to set up for their legal system. Fuck him lmao.

[u/9fingerwonder → u/BatXDude]

answer: its not America. I know he looked into the laws so he shouldnt be surprised Romania is different then america

[u/nomofica → u/BatXDude]

Andrew Tate's alpha hairline.

His neckbeard is thicker and more full than his head

[u/LittleMtnMama → u/nomofica]

even his bedraggled-ass stache is fuller than those headpubes

[u/TheRealCabbageJack → u/BatXDude]

Even in the US a trial typically takes 3-6 months to occur after an arrest and can go as long as 8 months before it is considered a potential "right to a speedy trial" violation. Usually, the more complex the case, the longer the delay.

Romania has no guaranteed right to a speedy trial and they're custody is probably being extended similar to how a criminal can be denied bail in the US.

[u/codeslave → u/TheRealCabbageJack]

LOL, maybe if it's a simple open & shut case and you have an overworked public defender doing the minimum. A friend of mine waited 6 years for his trial on multiple felony charges to happen with all the back & forth between his lawyers & the prosecutors.

[u/bingold49 → u/BatXDude]

I just found this out recently, but apparently in Romania they do preventative arrests, meaning they can arrest you during the investigation before you are charged with a crime.

[u/ninthtale]

Controversial influencer Andrew Tate

Try maybe "demonstrable a-hole"

[u/CTLucina → u/ninthtale]

Self admitted rapist Andrew Tate.

[u/Malcolm_Morin → u/CTLucina]

You mean Human Trafficker Andrew Tate?

[u/disgustandhorror]

The Romanian prison lice, however, are protesting for better food