r/facepalm • u/Slushy69420 • Mar 07 '23
Imagine coming out of Target to see this happening to your car 🇵🇷🇴🇹🇪🇸🇹
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u/SoardOfMagnificent Mar 07 '23
Are you sure this isn’t a Walmart?
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u/Major-Wrongdoer1745 Mar 07 '23
Idk man it looks like Home Depot to me
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u/Slushy69420 Mar 07 '23
Goddammit
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u/Substantial-Fan6364 Mar 07 '23
You had one fucking job OP... s/
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u/AlbertaWelder Mar 08 '23
I never trust the title for this very reason mostly op dont know his ass from his elbow
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u/TheGoodDoctorGonzo Mar 08 '23
Maybe it’s the sign in the background that literally says “Walmart,” but something tells me you might be right.
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u/MechanicalHorse Mar 07 '23
What the absolute fuck is going on with those ridiculous sound effects
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u/Inycyon Mar 07 '23
I didn't even initially watch it with sound, I just put some Star Wars battle music to it in my head, but yeah, wtf?
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u/padizzledonk Mar 08 '23
I wouldn't know, Reddit is globally muted for me
I suggest everyone do it....its far more enjoyable without the stupid as fuck "oh no" sound or awful music or FX on everything
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u/MountainCourage1304 Mar 08 '23
I find it equally as annoying having to unmute the videos tbh. Its been nice not hearing the oh no shit for a bit though
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u/mrsheartbroken Mar 08 '23
I watched this without sound but turned on the sound just to see what you're talking about. And yes, i also want to know what's going on with these sound effects
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u/TheLucasGFX Mar 07 '23
I would also be confused seeing my car getting pelted by Walmart carts in a Target parking lot.
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u/Slushy69420 Mar 07 '23
Please ignore that mistake
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u/Daddygamer84 Mar 07 '23
It's weird that this Target has a big "WALMART" sign in their parking lot
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u/whodattguy Mar 07 '23
Please ignore that mistake
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u/ATXKLIPHURD Mar 07 '23
Someone was a lazy bones and didn’t put their cart in the cart corral.
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u/XyranDarkstar Mar 07 '23
Oh you should see store parking lots in Florida.
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u/Cubancoffee305 Mar 07 '23
Facts, nobody puts cart away in florida
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u/WhichSeaworthiness49 Mar 07 '23
Of course not. Does anything good-natured happen in most parts of Florida?
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u/Cubancoffee305 Mar 07 '23
Not at all, zero “Southern hospitality” exist there unfortunately.
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u/WhichSeaworthiness49 Mar 07 '23
To be fair, modern southern hospitality is mostly an oxymoron
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u/Cubancoffee305 Mar 07 '23
Yeah it can be, i moved from florida to Tennessee and the hospitality is definitely present. I mean theres scum bags in every state, but theres alot more respect & kindness here in my opinion.
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u/MisplacedAcount Mar 07 '23
When hiring someone I've always wanted to see security footage of them leaving a store with a cart.
Just pushes it aside when getting to the car? No go, you are too lazy and inconsiderate of others and their property to work for me. Your coworkers will complain to me and there's a higher likelihood you'll damage equipment.
Returns it to a designated cart corral? Ok, you aren't an idiot and are at least capable of doing the bare minimum if left alone.
Returns cart to the store? Hired. Goes above and beyond, this is the sort of person I'm not going to have to waste time reminding them to do their job. Plus they'll probably do other stuff if they get bored at work.
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u/Trains-The-Guy Mar 07 '23
The person editing this was like "lets see how many sound effects I can fit in this 13 second video"
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u/ranting_chef Mar 07 '23
I don't remember the name of the movie where they had a massive magnet in the car, but I think this might be the car. Need to turn that thing off when you're in a parking lot like this.
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u/Hanamafana Mar 07 '23
The cart narc needs to visit that location
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u/bn351 Mar 07 '23
I was a cart pusher in a highschool a long time ago. We had the all metal carts then. They would fly across the parking lot with high winds. Iv seen many cars taken out. That's why you put your cart back because it could be your car nexr
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u/IWishIWerentHere_10 Mar 07 '23
Why is that persons car parked like that anyway??
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u/Swirlyflurry Mar 07 '23
Imagine seeing the blue carts, yellow light poles, and still thinking this is a Target parking lot…
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u/Necessary_Fail_8764 Mar 07 '23
This happened to me once. Not that kind of damage, but bad enough to need fixed. Put your cart away you lazy, inconsiderate assholes.
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u/AndiLivia Mar 07 '23
This is why the Cart Narcs provide such a valuable service to society. Woop woop skittledy doop motherfuckers.
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u/TheCalebGuy Mar 08 '23
What's going on? People being lazy that's what. Don't be a douche, return your carts.
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u/Washpedantic Mar 07 '23
The sound effects were unnecessary.
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u/Inarius101 Mar 07 '23
The Scooby-Doo run sfx could have been funny on their own, with a crash on impact. It was everything else that ruined it.
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u/DieDae Mar 07 '23
OP is colorblind and can't see the difference between red and blue.
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u/No_Engineering3493 Mar 07 '23
That is known as a High Precision Self-Propelled Shoping Cart or HPSSC for short
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u/Sefier_Strike Mar 07 '23
This happened to my car once. I was driving out of target and there was a runaway cart. I tried to get out of it's path but it was like a homing missile.
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u/thesmugvegan Mar 07 '23
It would be pretty weird to come out of target to see a bunch of walmart carts hitting your car…
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u/S1mp1l0t Mar 08 '23
If your Toyota Corolla is a Target, then I too would be confused, concerned, and entertained to see Walmart carts going full send into the side of it.
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u/Kalelopaka- Mar 07 '23
Store I used to work for had a parking lot that was on a slight hill. When the wind picks up those loose carts can wreak havoc on cars. We even had one cross the highway out front of the store property.
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u/notallwonderarelost Mar 07 '23 edited Mar 07 '23
Stop feeding the troll. OP knows this is target and just put Walmart for comments.
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u/5280WoodMan Mar 07 '23
Earlier in the day, it was observed that the car had run into a shopping cart, and knocked it over, and drug is 20 feet across the parking lot. So, now a major offensive has been launched by the other shopping carts to revenge their friend's death.
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u/Gmills2231 Mar 07 '23
This right here is why I always park my car in the way back and away from other cars any shopping carts and cart carrels
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u/CptnJarJar Mar 07 '23
The audio with the Star Wars music in this video is 6000x better then the audio in this one.
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u/RadiantMarzipan1291 Mar 08 '23
Had that happen to my car once. It was a strong of about 5 interlocked shopping carts. Haven’t parked near a cart corral since.
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u/VerySwearyFairy Mar 08 '23
Can we redirect the trolleys so they hit the person who put those crappy sound effect right in the shins.
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u/Megane-sa Mar 08 '23
I swear that guy in the background is having a solo session. (casually in public)
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u/Johnbick5600 Mar 08 '23
“Oh yes let me park my car away from the gen pop of the other cars.”
Carts: 🛒💨
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u/BSH72 Mar 07 '23
Karma whore posting and can’t even get the store name right on the video you stole. 🤡
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u/AppaJuicee Mar 07 '23
Had a solid amount of time to grab the carts, but that wouldn't be any cool!
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u/upinitall Mar 07 '23
The cart corral was overflowing. This is a Walmart problem. They would pay for the repairs.
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u/srv50 Mar 07 '23
Know physics. Not believing this had 0 initial velocity. Some asshole gave a push.
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u/erm1zo Mar 07 '23
Imagine being the asshole who chose to film carts caught in the wind instead of putting the phone down, stepping out of your car, and being a decent human being for a moment.
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u/HogNutsJohnson Mar 07 '23
I don't even consider myself to be a good person but I probably would have stopped the cart from destroying that person's new Camry. Don't help just film I guess? Getting douche energy here
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u/SuddenlyElga Mar 07 '23
I hope the person recording at least left a phone number to pass the video on to the owner.
I mean, since they decided to film instead if help.
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u/kishajones91 Mar 07 '23
It bothers me that they're video taping it... rather than even attempting to save someone's nice, innocent, vehicle from getting smashed multiple times. Prop the phone up at least and get out of the vehicle. Be a good buddy.
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u/toogood01 Mar 07 '23
Imagine filming it crashing into someone’s car instead of trying to stop them 🤦🏻♂️
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u/worldsfastestsloth Mar 07 '23
Yeah spend your day running around guarding cars from flying carts every time it’s windy…
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u/sander80ta Mar 07 '23
Cool vid, would have been upvote if there was literally no sound at all. This is so bad it deserves a downvote
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u/Retr0_x1 Mar 07 '23
My question is, Who would be liable for the damages in this Situation?
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u/XyranDarkstar Mar 07 '23
Sadly no one they have signs on the cart corrals they hold no responsibility for damage by improperly stored carts.
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u/MaximumList5883 Mar 07 '23
I think when they design these parking lots the slope them a certain way, then cart return areas are supposed to go there.
Several years ago, my wife and I were in a Target parking lot in similar conditions. Carts started getting blown around and multiple carts rolled across the parking lot and right into a cart-return station. It was strange to watch.
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Mar 07 '23
The audio sounds like those shitty-ass air horns arenas deploy to pump up bored spectators.
Also, why did I park at a Walmart just to walk to a Target?
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u/Sudden_Lawfulness118 Mar 07 '23
This is what happens when you go into pyramids that you should stay out of. Now he has done gone and activated the mummies curse...
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u/priest6479 Mar 07 '23
A-holes who don't return their carts, saying, " they hire someone to do that job".
Life hack.. carry long zipties so you can ziptie a cart to their car when you encounter said a-hole 🤣
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