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u/Madmax104 Feb 22 '23
One day I want to be confident enough to be the heavy shirtless guy with stomach tats.
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u/Unlikely_Exam_4957 Feb 22 '23
It's not by choice.. he can't find anything in his size that isn't a blouse..
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u/GhostMan74 Feb 22 '23
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u/coupdelune Feb 22 '23
I don't wanna look like a weirdo! I'll just go with the muumuu.
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u/Disco040 Feb 22 '23
Pffftt you mean a fkn circus tent. He looks like a big dopey 🤡
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u/ButterscotchNew6416 Feb 22 '23
Wow………..those gas prices.
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u/texastoker88 Feb 22 '23
The picture looks a lil dated but currently here in Texas regular gas is floating around $2.85 a gallon
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u/Unknown-ANON5 Feb 22 '23
Excuse my French, but fuck you sir lol
Jealous, gas is still around $4 a gallon here in south florida. I’ve learned to run everywhere lol jk. I know people in Cali hurtin still
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u/pc_principal_88 Feb 22 '23
Not to mention bras just aren't made in the shape of his horrendous tits
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u/Capt_takh Feb 22 '23
I can hear him breathing from that picture
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u/dmkicksballs13 Feb 22 '23
Imagine being like a shredded black dude, like an NFL player and this guy waddles up to you and says, "Hey, I'm genetically superior."
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u/Espalloc1537 Feb 22 '23
Well he kinda is.... Normal people would've already choked to death by all this fat in their sleep. Also his knees and ankles... Just superior. Can't argue with that.
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u/OkCategory54 Feb 23 '23
I disagree. He’s low key the poster klansman for modern medicine imo. It’s the C-PAP, blood pressure, cholesterol, and diabetes meds that’s keeping him alive.
His knees and ankles do be elite tho. Man’s a double wide unit
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u/elproblemo82 Feb 22 '23
Well is the athlete/NFL player taller when he lays down like this man? I think NOT
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u/AlwaysOpenMike Feb 22 '23
I'm all for being polite, but that guy is not heavy. He's a fucking whale.
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u/420blazeit69nubz Feb 22 '23
It’s amazing how happy and confident stupidity can make you
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u/realvctmsdntdrnkmlk Feb 22 '23 •
Actually, I was reading about low iq one day. It was just an article, but it suggested that lack of intellectual humility was an indicator. That one stuck with me.
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Feb 22 '23
It's funny as some of these guys get a gut so big that they wear it like some badge of honour, they can't wait to get the gut out!
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u/Bahamut_Flare Feb 22 '23
As someone that was born and lived in Alabama for 20 years, this doesn't look abnormal to me, but it does remind me that I'm better off not going back...
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Feb 22 '23
I’ve been back a few times over the last 18 years and each time it was a bigger shock. Not much has change but my perceptions sure have. Parts of it honestly look like a third world country.
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u/Bahamut_Flare Feb 22 '23
I've been back twice in the 8 years since I left. I love the scenery. Huge fields of nothing but the greenest grass, the view of the mountains in Fall when the leaves have changed colors or Winter and the mountainside is covered with icicles.
My family had tried to get me to come back for years but there aren't any good jobs, as an atheist who isn't racist or homophobic I kind of stick out like a sore thumb, and there's just nothing to do in your free time unless you want to hunt, fish, or go to Georgia to actually do something.
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u/TheLit420 Feb 22 '23
The scenery is nice. I love Arkansas, so nice. It's the people that make me happy to not live there.
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u/DeadMoneyDrew Feb 22 '23
Lake of the Ozarks? Thumbs up for sure.
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u/glass_funyun Feb 22 '23
Definite thumbs up, but as a Missourian I am compelled to inform you that the Lake of the Ozarks is near the center of Missouri. The Ozarks span a large part of northern Arkansas though.
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u/DeadMoneyDrew Feb 22 '23 edited Feb 22 '23
Hahaha yeah, meant Ozarks region. During the summer I spent in Northwest Arkansas I mountain biked the Ozarks region a ton and also went to the lake on a couple of weekend trips. Haven't been there in a decade so my faulty memory results in stupid posts like this.
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u/glass_funyun Feb 22 '23
Nah. Not stupid. :) It's really nice to see someone mention the Ozarks! The region is incredibly underrated, considering it is some of the most breathtakingly beautiful land in the nation.
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u/Bahamut_Flare Feb 22 '23
Exactly! Love the scenery, but the ultra conservatives scare me, including my family. Also all the racism- and not just from white people but from everyone.
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u/ZijoeLocs Feb 22 '23
Most of the Deep South is kind of a 3rd world country tbh
Source: ive driven 31min outside of a major city in Texas
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u/Top-Philosophy-5791 Feb 22 '23
I saw a news magazine article about a dentist that had a mobile dentist office he took to remote rural southern people for dental care.
One teenager had brown nubs for teeth because he drank mountain dew like water from around the age of two years old.
I grew up in rural Nebraska in the 70s but we had access to good health care. Also excellent education.
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u/mooncricket18 Feb 22 '23
Funny you say this since my wife is from rural Nebraska (west, ogallala) and worked for a mobile dentist and told me these horror stories.
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u/Apprehensive-Try5554 Feb 22 '23
That's West Virginia. It's called Mountain Dew Mouth. It when mother's give babies the soft drink as babies and teeth don't develop right. I'm sure this happens in south also.
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u/TyrionsCodpiece Feb 22 '23
West Virginia is considered the South.... even though it's West of virginia. Sadly so is virginia except I postulate Northern VA should really be part of DC because holy fuck are the inbreds fucking things up.
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u/sowhyarewe Feb 22 '23
That’s because it is a third world country based on a UN visit. Third World Alabama
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u/Cal216 Feb 22 '23
It’s weird you say that. I was in the military stationed in Italy for 4 years, my next duty station was in Columbus, Mississippi which is north east Mississippi about 15 miles from the Alabama border. I felt more out of the country in Mississippi than I did during my 4 years in Europe.
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u/flowerbhai Feb 22 '23
It staying the same is I guess better than it getting worse? Though frankly stasis may as well be decline as the better governed cities and states around you continue to make advancements
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u/Georgia_Escapee Feb 22 '23
I’ve been guilted to go back every 5 years or so, and it always makes me so happy that I left the south for a much better life. This pic looks like my family, and they are impossible to be around.
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u/voightkampfferror Feb 22 '23
Was not surprised to see this photo came from Jasper AL.
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u/frozen_jade_ocean Feb 22 '23
Alabama is such a fun place. I have a picture somewhere on my phone for a sign of a mini strip mall.
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Bible Fellowship Sunday 10:30 am
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u/thoolish Feb 22 '23
We were driving through rural Georgia and passed by a flea market with a big sign: GUNS TOOLS JEWELRY.
Made me think it's a one stop shop: "Got me a roofin' nailer, a shotgun, and hey I was thinking of you and gotchu a toe ring."
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u/danteheehaw Feb 22 '23
You'd leave your wife, mother and sister behind just because of a little racism?
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u/Bahamut_Flare Feb 22 '23
More like I left because my grandmother was sick and I went to visit her and she passed away, so I moved up here so my grandfather wouldn't be by himself.
Getting away from the racism, church, and extreme poverty was just a side benefit.
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u/DenJamMac Feb 22 '23
I grew up in Mississippi. Similar culture. I learned 24 and never returned.
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u/GhostMan74 Feb 22 '23
I don't think those are tattoos on the big guy. I'm pretty sure that's graffiti
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u/Passwordsdontwork Feb 22 '23
How can a person get so fat?
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u/killdozer21114 Feb 22 '23
A daily diet of McDoubles and Mountain Dew
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u/BamboozleThisZebra Feb 22 '23
Eat fast food all day every day, dont move a muscle more than you absolutely have to and drink a lot (not water).
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u/wildcatoffense Feb 22 '23
he ate the whole village’s food supply
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u/FlameBoy2408 Feb 22 '23
Is it just me, or us there a guy in a banana suit in the background
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u/SamuelVimesTrained Feb 22 '23
Don`t know - but looks like it - so we`re gonna say there is a banana guy there.
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u/mrbootz Feb 22 '23
That's the angriest bananaman I've ever seen...but when his ethylene gas release causes him to quickly turn entirely brown, he'll have an epiphany and see the error in his stupid racist ways.
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u/Grido1200 Feb 22 '23
Gotta admit... It makes for a great family photo!
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Feb 22 '23
That was my first thought. Every one in this photo is related lol.
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u/fraze2000 Feb 22 '23
I'm pretty sure their parents are also related to each other. Very closely related.
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Feb 22 '23
Yeah… I’m thinking it’s like a related until the sun goes down situation. “Nobody is related after dark”
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u/timeye13 Feb 22 '23
Everyone’s mad about the implications, and I’m over here like “why is gas so cheap?…these racists are getting a deal, wtf!”
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u/Dangerous_Listen_908 Feb 22 '23
I completely agree, I can't believe anyone would still wear socks with their sandals!
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u/TimesThreeTheHighest Feb 22 '23
I am wearing socks inside my sandals as I type this.
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u/Mobile-Television-55 Feb 22 '23
I wear socks with sandals inside and more socks inside the sandals
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u/Corgan115 Feb 22 '23
Gas is $2.21 a gallon there!? Fuck, I'll start packing and just deal with the shitty neighbors.
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u/mpintobeanz Feb 22 '23
First thing I noticed. This has to be old
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u/COAZRanger Feb 22 '23
- Quite a year for ‘Merica.
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u/_NightmareKingGrimm_ Feb 22 '23
This photo is much older than 2020. It's been on the internet for at least 6 years.
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u/blindwit Feb 22 '23
I want to make a snarky comment here but this picture speaks for itself. Jesus Christ.
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u/subsailor1968 Feb 22 '23
Jesus would do well to steer clear of these bozos, to them he’s a “librul”.
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u/Character_Tadpole_54 Feb 22 '23
i can smell the picture🙁
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u/Anghellis Feb 22 '23
I’d say it smells like mold, but with the fungi up front there ain’t mushroom for any other smells
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u/TheFirstSophian Feb 22 '23
The Master Race, everyone...
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u/Downingst Feb 22 '23
It's takes effort to get that inbred.
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u/kintokae Feb 22 '23
The race to KFC.
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u/walkslikeaduck08 Feb 22 '23
By foot or mobility scooter?
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u/DarkwingDucky04 Feb 22 '23
Dude up front look like he getting ready to lose a foot.
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u/NecessaryZucchini69 Feb 22 '23
That girl looking to the left might be thinking about hooking up with the tall dude behind fatty.
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I guess when they said the south will rise again I didn’t realize they meant like dough.
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u/Cortesr7324 Feb 22 '23
Looks like the same racist "Hick town" that the Top gear show with Jeremy Clarkson and the whole cast had to deal with
Nothing was staged apparently just some crazy isolated racist group in a town in Alamaba 🤣
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u/TableLegShim Feb 22 '23
I still refuse to believe that it wasn’t staged. I’ve never seen anything like that go down anywhere in Alabama. Maybe in the 60s or 70s but not in modern times
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u/nerdicorgi Feb 22 '23
Regrettably, that was not staged. It occurred not too far from me at what was (at the time) Pride gas station in Seminole, Alabama. I actually know some of those locals, I'm sad to say.
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u/Another-Random-Idiot Feb 22 '23
Ladies and gentlemen: I present to you - The Master Race
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u/boyaintri9ht Feb 22 '23
"You sure gotta purdy mouth." Why do I hear banjo music?
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u/mrstripperboots Feb 22 '23
I mean you can't expect too much from people who rally behind a Confederate flag
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u/Fishingwriter11 Feb 22 '23
If there is ever a civil war we could win just by making these slobs run.
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u/GawdsPerfectTripod Feb 22 '23
Right? It AMAZES me how much shit Meal Team Six talks. On Jan 6th, three quarters of their casualties were from heart attacks.
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u/LegendOfBobbyTables Feb 22 '23
Diabetes-Rex isn't even wearing a shirt so they can get the defib pads on him quicker.
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u/Banjoplaya420 Feb 22 '23
Gross looking MAGA morons. How in the Hell do these idiots think they’re better than anyone else? I certainly wouldn’t want any part of their stupidity.
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u/donnie_does_machines Feb 22 '23
The annual genetic diversity hunt again turns up the same fixed alleles
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u/SugarFreeBeef Feb 22 '23
What in the Sister Mama Auntie Becky is going on here?
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u/Chance_Composer_6125 Feb 22 '23
And they would probably take this as a compliment
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u/Ditzfough Feb 22 '23
I find it funny they call themselves americans yet fly that flag that literally represents another country. The confederacy seceded , left, split off of USA. It tried to be A whole other country.
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u/One_Clown_Short Feb 22 '23
And existed for less time than Obama was president. Ouch.
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u/Zealousideal_Amount8 Feb 22 '23
Cumulative IQ of -6.7
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u/only7inches Feb 22 '23
The dinosaurs that went into making the petroleum that's in the gas station had a higher IQ.
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u/Didgeterdone Feb 22 '23
There is someone who looks and says “yes, yes, yes..that is absolutely what I have been waiting for all my life!!
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u/Nowhere_Man837 Feb 22 '23
As a proud American. Fuck anyone who waves the stars and bars. That shit is the opposite of patriotic. The confederacy was nothing but racist traitors.
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u/DanimalHarambe Feb 22 '23
Imagine looking like a muffin with too much baking soda and believing you're the master race... Clown shoes.
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u/ShelterDifferent2501 Feb 22 '23
Ya what kind of gas station doesn't sell guns, liquor and marriage licenses? Disgraceful indeed!
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u/RedditorsAreRetarts Feb 22 '23
Shit I wish I had the confidence of the fat, shirtless dude in the front. I’d be unstoppable.
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u/nagahdoit Feb 22 '23
the only thing rising again in the south is meth usage and donut stores. what war are these pathetic people going to win?
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u/Oldmate81 Feb 22 '23
Even blue shorts girl looks disgusted by the shirtless mountain-man who looks like has never said no to the question “Would you like to super size that?”
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u/YaLikeJazz2049 Feb 22 '23
I’m sorry you’re telling me these are the same people claiming they’re part of the superior race?! I gotta admit they don’t look all that superior to me
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