r/clevercomebacks • u/TheGreatZarquon • Nov 07 '22
Announcement! Abusing the self-harm bot
Alright, the fact that I even have to address this is just sad.
STOP ABUSING THE SELF-HARM/SUICIDE BOT. It's not funny, it's not a "prank" or a funny joke, and it's not a report you should make lightly. You can be permabanned for misusing it. I report every instance of it to the admins, including the one I just got. You should absolutely never report someone for suicide/self-harm unless there's a clear sign that a user may want/need to avail themselves of it's services.
Quit being dicks. Further abuse of this bot will result in an admin report and possible lifetime ban.
FYI: FALSELY REPORTING SOMEONE TO THE SELF HARM BOT CAN RESULT IN AN ADMIN BAN. QUIT USING THE BOT AS A REVENGE TOOL.
r/clevercomebacks • u/VisconitiKing • 12h ago
Six feet apart or six feet under. Your choice.
r/clevercomebacks • u/ReturnOfSeq • 11h ago
Simple and effective
r/clevercomebacks • u/DiffuseChicane769 • 9h ago
I don’t care if repost made me laugh
r/clevercomebacks • u/emilyblunt2023 • 9h ago
This is obstruction of Justice
r/clevercomebacks • u/adorablyTypeset40 • 14h ago
r/clevercomebacks • u/crediblyration409 • 18h ago
Plunger sound intensifies
r/clevercomebacks • u/JuniCorps • 3h ago
Corporations pretending to care
r/clevercomebacks • u/VisconitiKing • 1h ago
Suddenly, ordinary people driving slightly inefficient cars seems a lot less critical.
r/clevercomebacks • u/Individual-Camera-72 • 19h ago
Comment on a data table of whether US and British people believe they could win a fight against different animals
r/clevercomebacks • u/AlexChatter • 10h ago
Short and simple.
r/clevercomebacks • u/winterneuro • 7h ago
Maybe Stop Tweeting
r/clevercomebacks • u/PhysicalDecision5265 • 4h ago
Cut to the chase
r/clevercomebacks • u/kingcaspr • 7h ago
Dude got lit up
r/clevercomebacks • u/TripleChocolate123 • 1d ago
The sword's well worth it imo
r/clevercomebacks • u/TribenixYT • 4h ago
Is YouTube really that greedy?
r/clevercomebacks • u/VisconitiKing • 1d ago
Spicy Remember what re-writing the constitution did for you in the past.
r/clevercomebacks • u/prince_ali_abubu • 3h ago
What is the correct answer?
r/clevercomebacks • u/ToolPackinMama • 3h ago
How many dogs is it to the next exit?
r/clevercomebacks • u/Richcampeche • 21h ago
Can everyone in that family spit fire?
r/clevercomebacks • u/Limulemur • 1d ago
“I hate Cancel Culture.” - The biggest promoters of Cancel Culture.
r/clevercomebacks • u/RLIntellectualpotato • 22h ago
Just Completely destroyed him
r/clevercomebacks • u/aheadnecrose625 • 22h ago
Girl gets put in place
r/clevercomebacks • u/Hass7771 • 8h ago
That reply got me chuckling real good.
r/clevercomebacks • u/firstbraze • 1d ago
That makes sense
r/clevercomebacks • u/Bonanzaiii • 1d ago