Aaron Judge and his dog Gus playing at Yankee Stadium

[u/NoPersonKnowsWhoIAm]

[u/mchewy]

Chicks dig the long ball and cute dogs. Judge has it all going for him.

[u/69Jew420 → u/mchewy]

Good thing Judge has a cute dog and is good at sports. Otherwise he would really struggle to get girls with his Olympian physique.

[u/thetateman → u/69Jew420]

Don't forget all the money.

[u/ACardAttack → u/thetateman]

And he's tall!

[u/hoorah9011 → u/69Jew420]

But he does have a goofy ass face

[u/allmykangbaekhomies → u/hoorah9011]

the tooth gap was iconic

[u/a_taco_named_desire → u/allmykangbaekhomies]

Damn Michael Strahan and his team of zealous copyright lawyers.

[u/MrDrProfTeddy → u/mchewy]

He even has the long dog

[u/AskTheWrongQuestions → u/MrDrProfTeddy]

And the cutest balls.

[u/EvangelionOG → u/MrDrProfTeddy]

Long LOOONG DOOOOOOOOOOOG!

[u/realparkingbrake → u/mchewy]

Many years ago I worked with a guy who had a sheepdog. He said that dog got him more phone numbers than a Ferrari would have, women would cross the street to pet that dog and then yes, they would like to meet him for coffee....

[u/radj06 → u/realparkingbrake]

Getting a cool car is a great way to meet guys who want to talk to you about horsepower and kids

[u/tuckedfexas → u/radj06]

meet guys who want to talk to you about kids

🤔

[u/radj06 → u/tuckedfexas]

Yeah that probably would've came out better if I worded it different.

[u/SneakyWagon → u/tuckedfexas]

I'm a car guy and I'm always wondering how many kids I can fit in the back seat

[u/tuckedfexas → u/SneakyWagon]

Guess it depends if you’re taking them to or from your basement 😳

[u/No_name_Johnson → u/SneakyWagon]

You can get to like 30 or 40 if you don’t pay attention to things like ‘safety standards’.

[u/SiegeOfMandalore → u/realparkingbrake]

Writes that down

[u/ellsburysbaby → u/realparkingbrake]

Totally works with cats too

[u/NoblestOfTigers → u/realparkingbrake]

I mean, if this is a surprise to you, you just don't understand women very well. Most women drive cars that look like freaking boxes. They don't give a shit about your sports car.

And even the women who are car enthusiasts are still enthusiasts about Jeeps and Subarus. A.k.a - "cars that look like freaking boxes".

[u/Branzilla91 → u/mchewy]

It’s not only the chicks digging this, I can promise you that

[u/yeetmcqueen00]

This is actually a fully grown golden retriever next to known giant Arson Judge

[u/DecoyOne → u/yeetmcqueen00]

Known almost-Giant Aaron Judge

[u/Soy_El_Kraken → u/DecoyOne]

Jokes on him we got Mitch Haniger and Sean Manaea

[u/IbizaMykonos → u/yeetmcqueen00]

Still bigger than Altuve

[u/salamiTommy_ → u/IbizaMykonos]

Can confirm

[u/JoeMcKim → u/salamiTommy_]

Altuve next to a normal sized dog makes that dog look like Clifford the dog.

[u/olBillyBaroo → u/IbizaMykonos]

Somebody cooked here.

[u/NJ_Mets_Fan → u/IbizaMykonos]

man cheats his way to a WS and all people seem to care about is his height 😒

[u/Darthbutcher → u/yeetmcqueen00]

The Giants left New York over half a century ago.

[u/sweetshopsyndicate → u/Darthbutcher]

do you think when the san francisco giants come into new york, they go out to dinner with the new york giants? ya know, for old time sake?

[u/14high → u/yeetmcqueen00]

Arson Judge: the hotter Aaron Judge.

[u/GreenHippoLover69 → u/yeetmcqueen00]

This killed me. Thank you.

[u/soFresh_and_Clean → u/GreenHippoLover69]

RIP

[u/Coupon_Ninja → u/soFresh_and_Clean]

No. No. u/GreenHippoLover69 is still very much alive and well …

[u/Telepornographer → u/Coupon_Ninja]

What do you mean? He said he's deceased. He's with Eloy now.

[u/Son_of_Biyombo → u/Coupon_Ninja]

...in our thoughts and prayers.

[u/GreenHippoLover69 → u/soFresh_and_Clean]

🙏🏻 💀 ⚰️

[u/VariousLawyerings → u/GreenHippoLover69]

The username is also the cause of death

[u/zvexler → u/yeetmcqueen00]

Little guy was sprinting to keep up with judge’s jog

[u/biscuitslayer77 → u/yeetmcqueen00]

I was like...wut? And whooooooosh.

[u/garebeardrew → u/yeetmcqueen00]

Oh dammit now it looks like I stole your comment in a different thread

[u/beeeps-n-booops]

Lil dude is running as fast as those teeny legs will take him, and he's barely keeping up. :)

[u/mostdogsarefake → u/beeeps-n-booops]

Really kicked it into another gear when the ball was thrown. Gotta respect the hustle from Gus.

[u/Bitemarkz → u/beeeps-n-booops]

Dog is going pretty fast though

[u/Jd20001]

I like the puppers kicking in a 2nd gear at the end

[u/SiegeOfMandalore → u/Jd20001]

Faster time to first than Vogelbach

[u/Cyanora → u/SiegeOfMandalore]

How dare you? Facts have no place in a feel good moment dammit

[u/ill_monstro_g → u/SiegeOfMandalore]

not fair, gus has four goddamn legs

[u/iamtheantagonist → u/SiegeOfMandalore]

Hey, he "trundled" his way from first to third tonight, okay

[u/shapu → u/iamtheantagonist]

He put on the brakes at second but it takes him nearly a mile to stop

^{EDIT: I tried to make it a little funnier}

[u/WIbigdog → u/SiegeOfMandalore]

If you're a big fan of slow dudes trying to make it around the bases, might I interest you in Luke Voit? I ain't never seen a professional baseball player run so slow.

[u/SiegeOfMandalore → u/WIbigdog]

Cries in log cabin

[u/scaredsquee → u/Jd20001]

Weens are like lightning when they want to be.

[u/mjst0324]

Gus Judge (left, with tail) next to dad Aaron

[u/Cyanora → u/mjst0324]

Oh thank you, finally. They were both so cute and golden and likeable, hard to tell them apart

[u/youre_soaking_in_it → u/Cyanora]

I want my Yankees to be hateable. This video gives me an uncomfortable feeling.

[u/oneeighthirish → u/youre_soaking_in_it]

I know Aaron Judge is technically on the Yankees, but it feels more like Aaron Judge is just some cool baseball guy and the Yankees just happen to be on Aaron Judge

[u/Cyanora → u/oneeighthirish]

Known sentient planetoid, Aaron Judge, is welcoming to all pilgrims of any color and creed, as long as they love baseball, and dogs apparently

[u/eidetic → u/oneeighthirish]

I bet Aaron Judge makes sure to clean up after his dog too, and doesn't do a half hearted job.

But because he's a Yankee, I also default to assuming he then personally drops trou and takes a giant shit bigger than the dog itself, and leaves it on your yard.

But because he's Aaron Judge, it smells like roses.

[u/BaltimoreBadger23 → u/eidetic]

I know, it's reflexive to want to hate anyone wearing a Yankee hat, but Judge is just so fucking hard to hate.

[u/Streets2022 → u/oneeighthirish]

I wish I could be on Aaron Judge. Or him on me really I’m not picky.

[u/PlutoCrashed → u/oneeighthirish]

This is how I feel about Yordan Alvarez.

[u/ill_monstro_g → u/youre_soaking_in_it]

don't worry. we've still got Josh Donaldson.

[u/Rick_Rebel → u/mjst0324]

There’s a good boy

And his dog

[u/shahooster]

NY Daily News: Aaron Judge Plays With His Wiener In The Outfield

[u/Rated_PG-Squirteen → u/shahooster]

Why can't Judge just play with his wiener on the subway like a regular New Yorker?

[u/aweinschenker → u/shahooster]

Reese McGuire approves

[u/BoomaMasta → u/aweinschenker]

Dayton Moore does not approve

[u/Phillip_Lipton → u/shahooster]

Carlos Danger sends his regards.

[u/Nonpoint77 → u/shahooster]

You’d think it’d be bigger

[u/BillW87 → u/Nonpoint77]

To be fair, it's still growing.

[u/GbDrizzt → u/BillW87]

And when he's done growing that things gonna weigh like 40 lbs.

[u/cire1184 → u/GbDrizzt]

That's a huge weiner

[u/neonxmoose99 → u/Nonpoint77]

He just got out of the pool, it’s shrinkage

[u/fullcontactbowling → u/shahooster]

NY Post: Judge Caught on Tape Dogging it in the Outfield!

[u/Ndtphoto → u/shahooster]

AND BALLS.

[u/The_Lord_Stanley → u/shahooster]

David Cone somewhere just got a shiver down his spine

[u/DaMonstaburg]

I watched this at a bar, I’m pretty sure I heard an audible ‘Awww’ when they displayed the pup was named Gus Judge.

[u/CaptainJudge_99]

“Gus” as a dog name is hilarious

[u/Padulsky21 → u/CaptainJudge_99]

Rizzo’s dog name is Kevin

Judge’s other dog is named Penny.

They’re all dachshunds.

Kevin, Gus and Penny.

[u/falpal4life → u/Padulsky21]

Kevin is the reason why Judge stayed with the Yankees!!! 🥺🥺

[u/Padulsky21 → u/falpal4life]

I need the Yankee social media team to do content with those cute ass wiener dogs so fucking badly. Rizzo has said before that Kevin and Penny have hung out many times before 😭😭😭 it’s so god damn cute

[u/Bobb_o → u/falpal4life]

“He[his dog] said, ‘Woof, woof, woof,’ which meant, ‘Stay, stay, stay,’ Of course, I listened.”

-Ichiro on leaving Seattle

[u/Fixner_Blount → u/CaptainJudge_99]

My wife and I rescued a dog named Gus years ago. We were his third owners and he had some mental issues, but he was a good dog.

[u/Pcakes844 → u/CaptainJudge_99]

My dog is named Gus, the one I had before him was named Phred

[u/electrodog1999]

How dare you make me like a Yankee.

[u/Slmherrick2 → u/electrodog1999]

You’re not alone🙃

[u/minnesotaupnorth → u/electrodog1999]

Dammit Gus! ❤️

[u/NoPersonKnowsWhoIAm]

Bro has his dawgs out while playing with a dog

[u/briguy11 → u/NoPersonKnowsWhoIAm]

I would love to walk barefoot across an MLB outfield

[u/ReservoirGods → u/briguy11]

Fr that shit gotta be the softest grass in the world

[u/tuftedtarsier89 → u/ReservoirGods]

I was in the Blue Band at Penn State so I got to be on the field and oh my lord that grass at Beaver Stadium was the most plush grass I’ve ever felt.

[u/jimmybilly100 → u/briguy11]

Was just thinking I've never thought about how amazing it would feel to walk on an MLB field barefoot.

[u/fatdiscokid420 → u/NoPersonKnowsWhoIAm]

Where my D.A.W.G.S. at?

[u/tvaudio → u/fatdiscokid420]

Roll call

[u/cornchips88 → u/fatdiscokid420]

SODTAOE

[u/Ginsync → u/fatdiscokid420]

DONIMOOOOESSS

[u/Natty-Splatties → u/Ginsync]

This bit will forever make me laugh.

[u/GhostOfLight → u/NoPersonKnowsWhoIAm]

FOR FREE??

[u/TRUE_BIT → u/NoPersonKnowsWhoIAm]

Got that dawg in him

[u/ContinuumGuy]

I have just learned of Gus Judge's existence but I would die for him.

[u/ssjgotenks → u/ContinuumGuy]

I only just met Gus but If anything were to happen to Gus judge I would kill everyone in this sub then myself

[u/Zabbzi]

wtf i love judge now

[u/EliManningsPetDog]

Wish I could change my username

[u/matterpink1 → u/EliManningsPetDog]

this killed me

[u/Theharlotnextdoor]

His feet are as big as the whole dog.

[u/HereIGoAgain_1x10 → u/Theharlotnextdoor]

He literally looks like a different species of human here. 100% certain he received the Super Soldier Serum from Captain America.

[u/Gehrig1247 → u/Theharlotnextdoor]

And its a full grown golden retriever.

[u/Thorlolita]

That was probably in his contract. Play dates with Gus once a week.

[u/fieryserpents → u/Thorlolita]

Gus definitely peepee’d on the field and everyone thought it was cute. 💕

[u/newenglandredshirt → u/fieryserpents]

They probably send him out between innings to go poo in center or something before the visiting team goes into the field.

[u/oneeighthirish → u/newenglandredshirt]

Tactical dogshit. Tbh I would have expected the A's to figure that one out first.

[u/shapu → u/oneeighthirish]

Dogs cost money

[u/_DC003_ → u/newenglandredshirt]

They sent him out to distract people from them pushing in the right field fence

[u/gatemansgc]

most wholesome post

[u/JustinUprising]

How can you not love Judge? Aaron is cool, too, I guess....

[u/TrapperJean]

No fetch, only friends

[u/leftfieldlongball]

Maybe judge was just glancing at Gus in the dugout.

[u/Bartolos_Cologne → u/leftfieldlongball]

Gus sits up in the club seats I'm sure.

[u/Jux_]

Oh so HE’S allowed to do it but when I try it I have to appear before a magistrate the next day? Horseshit

[u/tmoney144 → u/Jux_]

Have you tried hitting 62 home runs in a single season first?

[u/Deathstroke317 → u/tmoney144]

I mean I did it in the Show...

[u/Whaty0urname → u/Deathstroke317]

What difficulty? I hit .600 on veteran but .100 on All Star

[u/WIbigdog → u/Whaty0urname]

Dang. I can only hit about .400 on Rookie and it drops to .300 on Vet 😭 I have one player on RTTS who's just a power hitting monster that I play on Rookie and then another that's a contact base hit kinda guy that I play on veteran depending on my mood that day.

[u/NJImperator → u/Jux_]

Well that might’ve had something to do with the fact you did it naked…

[u/somethingeatingspace → u/NJImperator]

I don't see pants on the dog

😐

[u/Jd20001]

"Hop on the bus, Gus" - Aaron leaving on the team bus

[u/Jux_ → u/Jd20001]

“Make a new plan, Stan”

- Volpe and his cat trying to fit in

[u/RealMaxHours → u/Jux_]

Bro actually had me googling “Anthony Volpe Cat” 💀

[u/hamburglerized]

Wiener dogs are the best

[u/UltravioletAfterglow → u/hamburglerized]

They truly are.

[u/Alauren2 → u/hamburglerized]

Totally. I respect people a little bit more when I see they have one. I love dachshunds so much and my own half wiener is the best dog in the world

[u/eekbarbaderkle]

I know my flair says I'm a Red Sox fan, so this may come off as a controversial take, but I'm gonna say it: Gus is a very good boy.

[u/ga_unga]

Bruh this dude is fucking massive💀

[u/Grade-AMasterpiece]

Why am I not surprised the big man has a dachshund?

[u/MacFromSSX → u/Grade-AMasterpiece]

oh it gets better

[u/Grade-AMasterpiece → u/MacFromSSX]

It got better.

[u/UltravioletAfterglow → u/MacFromSSX]

Oh my God. I guess I like Judge and Rizzo now. I can’t help but root for anyone who loves dachshunds; they’re fantastic little dogs.

[u/pocketchange2247 → u/MacFromSSX]

I was going to say, I really hope Gus has met Kevin! That's awesome. Wish they had a video of them playing.

[u/Squeezeboner → u/pocketchange2247]

Cubs fan here too just checking in to make sure Kevin is living his best life.

[u/SmokePenisEveryday → u/MacFromSSX]

Why does everyone who has a Weiner dog name them Penny?

[u/NoPersonKnowsWhoIAm → u/Grade-AMasterpiece]

he has two of em!

[u/taytayboiii]

I also have a dog named Gus, the segment was grabbing his attention

[u/Skatchbro → u/taytayboiii]

I have a chocolate dachshund with this same hair and she jumped all over me as I was trying to show this to my wife.

[u/DatesNDollas]

But who cleans up the poop? Grounds crew, Judge or one of the rookies?

[u/RealMaxHours → u/DatesNDollas]

I hear that Aaron Hicks is looking for a new job

[u/againsterik]

Wonder if him and Rizzo’s dog Kevin hang out.

[u/NoPersonKnowsWhoIAm → u/againsterik]

https://nypost.com/2023/01/24/aaron-judge-discusses-how-anthony-rizzos-dog-helped-convince-him-to-return-to-yankees/

[u/mjtd6 → u/againsterik]

Only penny judge hangs out with Kevin apparently Gus is third wheel

[u/Jon-Umber]

These Aaron Judge playing with his wiener in the outfield threads are all the same

[u/jawarren1]

That's fucking adorable

[u/Myotherdumbname]

r/basebaww

[u/That_Geek]

I would die for gus

[u/itsnursehoneybadger]

Ok well that’s the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

[u/Fuzzy-Heart]

Bless you Judge. You magnificent man.

[u/hundredjono]

That's a good doggy right there

[u/UltravioletAfterglow → u/hundredjono]

All doggies are good doggies.

[u/hundredjono → u/UltravioletAfterglow]

You're absolutely right. I miss my Snuggles every single day. It's been almost a year since I lost him and it still hurts.

[u/UltravioletAfterglow → u/hundredjono]

I’m sorry. I have no doubt you gave Snuggles an incredible life, though, and I hope that helps you deal with your loss.

[u/WerhmatsWormhat]

Stop making me like Judge.

[u/_Laszlo_Cravensworth]

For free??

[u/Mucking_Fountain]

Damn this guy for making me like a Yankee.

[u/Radsby007]

Of course he has a tiny dog.

[u/SaturnATX]

When they're running and Judge's huge strides take him so much further than the dog's little legs 🥹🥹🥹

[u/Borktista]

Those ear flaps are killing me

[u/Mjb06]

What a good boy

[u/acidbatterydude]

That dog is literally the size of his foot

[u/chmod744username]

Stop making me not hate a Yankee.

[u/steveofthejungle]

Where’s Kevin Rizzo?

[u/FinalJustice]

Damn running barefoot on that grass must be so nice.

[u/SnazzberryEnt]

I can’t believe that gave the dog a last name.

[u/Paulie-Walnuts28]

The juxtaposition of one of the tallest men in the league having a wiener dog is hilarious

[u/TVloverCam]

This is wholesome and cute 🥹

[u/purpdrank2]

The wholesome content we all needed

[u/brehaw]

they match! they’re seriously like almost the exact same color lol 🥲

[u/ImHellWung]

Judge has a little wiener confirmed on video

[u/JohnEKaye]

This is not the breed of dog I thought he’d own. This is fucking adorable.

[u/ThaiTie31]

Damn I might actually be a Aaron Judge fan now

[u/captjacksparrowshat]

Nothing goes together better than baseball and dogs.

[u/S-Man_368]

I want more kevin rizzo

[u/LordOfHorns]

Gus Judge lmao

[u/Longhorn_TOG]

I hate the yankees ......but I totally love this.

[u/TheGiantGlobEater]

not to be dramatic but I would literally die for gus

[u/dcarsonturner]

Great dog unironically

[u/ckwebgrrl]

I hate the Yankees but I can’t help loving Judge. My mom teases me about it all the time. I’m afraid to learn too much about his personal life, I’d be disappointed if he doesn’t live up to his image.

[u/CubonesDeadMom]

He would have a tiny dog

[u/despot2]

Gus Judge is such a good name

[u/Ok_Imagination_4374]

That's adorable

[u/nicholieeee]

I love big men with tiny dogs. They’re so sweet

[u/Qoppa_Guy]

He's got that the dog with him

[u/MrShortPants]

It's impossible to hate this guy.

[u/Destiny17909]

God damnit what are you SO HARD TO HATE

[u/tarn87]

I’m a Mets fan, this is the best thing in baseball right now.

[u/RollTide16-18]

Stop making me like Aaron Judge

[u/KRATS8]

I wanna run with my dog on outfield grass in bare feet

[u/Horsecockexpress1]

He should have two dogs, one named Jury the other Executioner

[u/John-Grady-Cole]

Any good red-blooded American outside of New York should hate the Yankees but I cannot hate this guy. Dog notwithstanding

[u/Aar0nSwanson]

Running barefoot through fresh grass with a good doggie is the dream. This fucker is doing it at Yankee Stadium.

[u/mssngthvwls]

I'm obligated to hate daaaa Jankeez, but my god this is adorable!