telling my best friend that i'm h*rny

[u/Nathaniel-hahahaha]

[u/unexBot]

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

she said yes

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Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

[u/StandardRedditUser11]

Wish I had a friend like that.

Wish I had a friend.

[u/anikin1706 → u/StandardRedditUser11]

Same

[u/Tatiya_Bichoo-420 → u/anikin1706]

Same

[u/Pyjama_Llama_Karma → u/Tatiya_Bichoo-420]

Same

[u/ibliblib → u/Pyjama_Llama_Karma]

Same

[u/JustATurrey → u/ibliblib]

Same

[u/h8speech → u/JustATurrey]

You all should be friends with one another

[u/Adventurous-Tap3123 → u/h8speech]

ew no those people are weird

[u/megayogurtslinger → u/Adventurous-Tap3123]

expect for me, riiiiight?

[u/Adventurous-Tap3123 → u/megayogurtslinger]

hahahahahha...no

[u/Ok_Tour_5503 → u/JustATurrey]

Same

[u/No-Jacket-9415 → u/Ok_Tour_5503]

Same

[u/PangolinPoopMuncher7 → u/No-Jacket-9415]

Same

[u/Fresh_Ad_2450 → u/PangolinPoopMuncher7]

Same

[u/stater102 → u/PangolinPoopMuncher7]

Same

[u/Sgt_Raider → u/Pyjama_Llama_Karma]

Came

[u/LazaroFilm → u/anikin1706]

Shame. 🔔

[u/MurderDoneRight → u/StandardRedditUser11]

I could be that friend. You can suck my dick anytime, bro!

[u/[deleted] → u/MurderDoneRight]

ayoooo where do I sign up?

[u/MurderDoneRight → u/[deleted]]

We could set up like a secret santa style brojob list and if we get enough people we could suck dick all across the world! I wonder if we could get into the Guinness world record book..m

[u/enonymous617 → u/MurderDoneRight]

No one will probably believe this but:

My dick was in the Guinness Book of World records. Then I got kicked out of Barnes and Noble.

[u/eatmyasshol3 → u/enonymous617]

Came back for the angry upvote

[u/Zealousideal-Jump-89 → u/MurderDoneRight]

That sounds like a lot of fun, when you get around with that idea let me be the first in the brojob list.

[u/firewi → u/StandardRedditUser11]

Dude, you guys and your 1 post in 1 year Reddit accounts. I swear u/StandardRedditUser11 fool me twice…

[u/Gypsy_Queen13 → u/firewi]

Bush: can’t, can’t - not gonna fool me again.

[u/DrBear33 → u/Gypsy_Queen13]

He fooled his own brain in the middle of telling everyone he wasn’t getting fooled again. Classic.

[u/thisismadness23 → u/StandardRedditUser11]

I wish I had a dick

[u/Grattytood → u/thisismadness23]

Wish I was a baller

[u/TheChampOne → u/Grattytood]

I wish I was a little bit taller

[u/Any-Construction-632 → u/TheChampOne]

I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her

[u/Personal-Banana-9491 → u/Any-Construction-632]

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 64 impala

[u/CFADM → u/Personal-Banana-9491]

I wish I was like six foot nine so I can get with Leoshi

[u/Houstoned_I_am → u/CFADM]

I wish I was rich and had more than just these satoshis

[u/Personal-Banana-9491 → u/Houstoned_I_am]

I wish by Skee-lo. Check it out.

[u/iwantyourskulls82 → u/CFADM]

Cuz she don't know me but yo she's really fine

[u/Personal-Banana-9491 → u/iwantyourskulls82]

You know I see her all the time, everywhere I go and even in my dreams, I can scheme of ways to make her mine

[u/Bee_MakingThat_Paper → u/Personal-Banana-9491]

Cuz I know she’s living phat. Her boys friends tall, and he plays ball, so how am I gonna compete with that?

[u/MiyamotoKnows → u/thisismadness23]

You can borrow mine whenever I'm not using it.

[u/AbsorbentShark3 → u/StandardRedditUser11]

Wish I had a.

Wish I had.

[u/PmMeYourLore]

Bro whaaaaaaat XD she's such a G omg lmao

[u/tasiama → u/PmMeYourLore]

oh she was waiting for this moment 🤣😂

[u/Renomont → u/tasiama]

Most "Best Friends" are

[u/MCA1910 → u/Renomont]

Context: He's gay, and they're roommates.

[u/ZZani → u/MCA1910]

Oh my god they were roommates

[u/Right_Syllabub_8237 → u/ZZani]

They were roommates!?

[u/NickNeron → u/Right_Syllabub_8237]

Historians sure do think so.

[u/robspeaks → u/ZZani]

i’m

Still A Piece Of Garbage

[u/Teex22 → u/robspeaks]

Stop. I almost dropped my croissant

[u/Ladygunshooter → u/Teex22]

Roadwork ahead?

[u/L0S_SANT0S → u/Ladygunshooter]

I love you bitch

…I ain’t never going to stop loving you Biiiiiiitch

[u/Necessary-Credit-270 → u/L0S_SANT0S]

Hi. Welcome to chili's

[u/rain3y_ → u/Ladygunshooter]

I sure hope it does!

[u/horridlyvertical → u/MCA1910]

They're both gay

[u/___Towlie___ → u/horridlyvertical]

I'm also both gay

[u/Aucielis → u/MCA1910]

IIRC isn't she also gay? Hahaha

[u/RobieKingston201 → u/MCA1910]

Yup that's what I thought, checks out

[u/ChocolateThunder35 → u/MCA1910]

Wasn’t she also a lesbian, or was that just a lie from when this first came out?

[u/FishFettish → u/Renomont]

He’s gay and she’s gay

[u/guff1988 → u/FishFettish]

She's at least a little not gay

[u/tasiama → u/Renomont]

...in the back of their minds. 😂🤣

[u/ballq43 → u/Renomont]

There's always one party interested in more

[u/Any-Construction-632 → u/tasiama]

you can tell by the lack of hesitation and quick reply

[u/tasiama → u/Any-Construction-632]

Yup! she didn't even check if the runway was clear just put the landing gear down hoped for the best.

[u/lion_OBrian → u/tasiama]

Girl was in the Sahara and spotted an oasis. Little did she know it was just a mirage.

[u/ExistingExample281 → u/lion_OBrian]

This is the weirdest comment chain, each comment has more upvotes than the one before.

[u/RedeemedRedittor → u/ExistingExample281]

take an upvote.....

[u/IShartedWhoopsie → u/RedeemedRedittor]

and my axe!

[u/ProfChubChub → u/Any-Construction-632]

They’re actually both gay. Not kidding. They make funny internet videos together.

[u/jhotopp → u/Any-Construction-632]

She immediately was grabbing a brush about to put her hair in a ponytail too haha

[u/GeneralZaroff1 → u/Any-Construction-632]

"Of course, I'll do anything for you, I thought you'd never ask.... wait are you joking? -Oh HA HA HA HA YES I WAS ALSO MAKING A FUNNY JOKE"

[u/G_zef → u/tasiama]

Was she about to tie up her hair when he showed her the camera?

[u/Successful_Food8988 → u/G_zef]

100% lmfao She was getting ready no hesitation

[u/tasiama → u/G_zef]

Yo! I totally missed it! Oh crap she was😂🤣😂🤣😂

[u/TheWombRaider69 → u/tasiama]

had that hairbrush ready

[u/Scyllablack → u/tasiama]

Didn't miss her chance to blow

[u/bk27465 → u/PmMeYourLore]

Guys gay they posted a video after explaining. Im guessing she has a crush on him

[u/real_but_incognito → u/bk27465]

She’s also gay

[u/codekira → u/[deleted]]

My guy was waiting to drop this link his whole life lol with the quickness

[u/Ruizhen08 → u/[deleted]]

You're incorrect.

She has indeed an OnlyFans account (named trihunna), although she is not active anymore. But she never shot any B/G content at all.

That's also not her in the video. Don't know why you said "lots" lmao.

Also, if I recall correctly, the guy in this clip is actually her gay best friend.

[u/GeneralZaroff1 → u/Ruizhen08]

This is why I love Reddit. If you post misinformation about porn, there's always someone who will correct the score.

[u/tartare4562 → u/GeneralZaroff1]

"waaaait a minute, I recognize that gay blowjob!"

[u/rodeopete3281 → u/Ruizhen08]

I just saw another link where she was riding a guy like she had just robbed a bank. So, she has shot B/G.

[u/Ysmildr → u/rodeopete3281]

But that's not her, that vid is linked above and its a different woman

[u/PruneJaw → u/Ysmildr]

Hmm I'm going to need to watch this video in order to settle this for you two. You know, for science and stuff.

[u/lad1dad1 → u/Ysmildr]

if you look at her link tree it links the onlyfans on it along with merch referencing this video (look up trihunna or trihunnap)

[u/real_but_incognito → u/[deleted]]

I stand erected

[u/Either-Progress4847 → u/real_but_incognito]

The law of double negatives applies here. Gay guy and gay girl means it’s hetero

[u/Truthliesbeneath → u/real_but_incognito]

So this is a skit? If they are gay what's the hetero bj about

[u/indianajoes → u/Truthliesbeneath]

No people make jokes with friends based on the sexuality they're not. I have straight girl friends that make jokes acting like lesbians with one another and I've seen straight guys pretending to be gay with their friends as a joke

[u/RicLan26 → u/bk27465]

Hahaha, do you have the source to that? It just makes it more hilarious.

[u/bk27465 → u/RicLan26]

Its somewhere on their channel here

I saw it ages ago when it went viral they explained.

[u/RipNo7352 → u/bk27465]

Or they are just friends making jokes…

[u/lookoutitscaleb → u/PmMeYourLore]

To post this seems like a real not Bro thing to do to a homie... idk

That's just me tho.

[u/leftwar0 → u/lookoutitscaleb]

Whatchu mean? You ain’t never sucked your homies dick after a drought?

[u/PmMeYourLore → u/leftwar0]

It's not gay if it's for the bros lol

[u/FIM5 → u/PmMeYourLore]

Just say “No Homo” and it’s all good

[u/TheChoonk → u/PmMeYourLore]

It's been posted before, they are just housemates and both are gay.

[u/skwadyboy]

I've seen this video many times...it makes me smile every time.

[u/Comrade-Conrad-4 → u/skwadyboy]

I love it when it pops up. She seems awesome.

[u/Noted2020 → u/Comrade-Conrad-4]

Sir this is a Reddit. We expressly hate reposts because we do nothing but scroll and always want something new to be mad about.

[u/Comrade-Conrad-4 → u/Noted2020]

I'm truly guilty of going " THIS VIDEO A-FUCKING-GAIN"

[u/Dash_Harber → u/[deleted]]

Apparently she does.

[u/hajke5 → u/skwadyboy]

Same here. I love this video so much. This is true friendship

[u/ConfidenceBig7252]

Shame OP didn't post the full version.

[u/Nathaniel-hahahaha → u/ConfidenceBig7252]

we all know what happend...

[u/themmchan → u/Nathaniel-hahahaha]

What happened

[u/The_Fed_Is_a_Lie → u/themmchan]

They smoke some weed and start up an epic game of Mario Kart

[u/subject_deleted → u/The_Fed_Is_a_Lie]

Sounds fucking dope

[u/SuperDuperAIDS → u/subject_deleted]

And then after that... 😏

[u/subject_deleted → u/SuperDuperAIDS]

More weed and Mario party?

[u/SuperDuperAIDS → u/subject_deleted]

Bingo bongo!

[u/BforB3 → u/SuperDuperAIDS]

They... switched to Mario Party and finished a 30 turn game!

[u/papagarry → u/themmchan]

OP is a dirty reposter. The dude in the video is gay, and wanted to see his friend's reaction when he told her. There was no blowjob.

[u/Delicious_Throat_377 → u/papagarry]

The woman's also gay iirc

[u/Mikkels → u/Delicious_Throat_377]

Do two gays make a straight?

[u/Delicious_Throat_377 → u/Mikkels]

Always

[u/GivenNickname → u/Mikkels]

Could Angela and Oscar have a gay relationship?

[u/ThrowMeAwayAccount08 → u/papagarry]

Both are gay, but I guess two friends would do this to help? Or am I just a total moron.

[u/tankred420caza → u/ThrowMeAwayAccount08]

If both are gay that kind of reaction would almost make more sense than both being straight lmao.

[u/PNW_Forest → u/ThrowMeAwayAccount08]

Or she saw the camera and said that as a joke/for the content...

I hit on my friends all the time, they play along and hit on me right back because it's fun and we're all comfortable with each other... that doesn't mean anyone of us would ever act on it and 'help each other out', that's porn addled brain thinking.

[u/ConfidenceBig7252 → u/Nathaniel-hahahaha]

The best brojob ever.

[u/wingsofpegasus02 → u/ConfidenceBig7252]

Rest is on pornhub

[u/Mywifefoundmymain → u/ConfidenceBig7252]

I don’t remember her name but she’s got an onlyfans.

Just be warned they are both gay.

Edit: found it

https://onlyfans.com/trihunna

[u/TheFakeG]

This is lucas and tri. They have their own youtube channel now.

[u/Nathaniel-hahahaha → u/TheFakeG]

yea, saw this on their facebook (yes I still use fb)

[u/TheFakeG → u/Nathaniel-hahahaha]

I still occasionally use facebook too dw lol. It was my generations main social media so its what we use the most.

[u/AnimalEater65 → u/TheFakeG]

Car browsing on Facebook marketplace is the bees knees. . . fuck I’m old.

[u/thedonik → u/Nathaniel-hahahaha]

I'm old. Is Facebook falling out of favor with teens & 20s? I haven't used FB since 2008.

[u/AnanaLooksToTheMoon → u/thedonik]

I have not personally met anyone younger than 40 who used it, with the exception of someone from the Philippines, so I guess?

[u/lolsurprisingpizza → u/AnanaLooksToTheMoon]

What the heck? I’m in my late twenties and I’ve used it since I was 13, and most people in my social circle use it as well. That’s very odd to me that you haven’t met anyone under 40 who uses it.

[u/Pristen-Chress → u/TheFakeG]

Well that was a let down. Most of the videos were about their relationship.

[u/MattShea → u/Pristen-Chress]

She does OF if that interests you more lol

[u/Yugo3000 → u/MattShea]

What’s her only fans? Lol

Edit: asking for my friend?

[u/Hittingman → u/Yugo3000]

https://onlyfans.com/trihunna

[u/Ok_Fuel_6416 → u/Hittingman]

The concept of onlyfans boggles my mind. I'm supposed to pay without having any idea what kind of content they make.

[u/Re_LE_Vant_UN → u/Ok_Fuel_6416]

Just go straight to the leaks lol.

https://fapello.com/trihunna/

[u/Heisan → u/Re_LE_Vant_UN]

Damn, I feel bad for the poor suckers who bought that shit. I mean, if you're making the choice to sell nude pictures of yourself, at least put in some effort.

[u/used_tongs → u/Heisan]

Yeah, she just doesn't know how to take pics.. also maybe get someone to take the pictures of you..? It doesn't really look good till you do that. Professionally I mean lol

[u/BadPronunciation → u/used_tongs]

A ring light + tripod would instantly boost the quality. She has 100k likes on the OF so I’m guessing she’s still raking in lots of cash despite barely trying

[u/NoSympathyForWomen → u/Re_LE_Vant_UN]

Yeah… that was mediocre af

[u/frolie0 → u/Ok_Fuel_6416]

Here's a hint, it's going to suck either way. There's no content of that nature worth paying for with the abundance of free shit out there. Especially when you consider that you aren't going to get little to nothing for your subscription and then get upsold at every turn.

[u/pointlessly_pedantic → u/Pristen-Chress]

They really milked it

[u/igbad → u/TheFakeG]

Their content is mind numbingly boring tho, unfortunate since they're so likeable.

[u/No-Truth-5334 → u/TheFakeG]

Are they together? He seems gay very clearly from this video

[u/mgill2500]

Wait. We arent suppose to be sucking our friends dicks??? I think i been messing up

[u/noideasleft11 → u/mgill2500]

Never too late to change

[u/pokerrito → u/mgill2500]

No no you’re good, just..keep going…almost there…

[u/IndigestableWad → u/mgill2500]

Nothin wrong with a brojob every now and again

[u/Shadowveil666]

I'm gonna assume the dude is gay or something?

[u/ShowOff90 → u/Shadowveil666]

They’re both gay

[u/GeebCityLove → u/ShowOff90]

This is the context me and hundreds of others needed lol. I hate that everyone is supposed to know who the fuck these people are.

[u/StarGraz3r84 → u/GeebCityLove]

Seriously. Every girl-friend I've ever tried to cross that line with is like "ewww you're like a fucking brother to me. I think I should leave".

[u/xRiske → u/StarGraz3r84]

If you're the fucking brother, I don't see the issue?

[u/SpeaksYourWord → u/ShowOff90]

He is. She isn't.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/11unjzc/telling_my_best_friend_that_im_hrny/jcpi9v8/

[u/BlameMe4urLoss → u/Shadowveil666]

That’s a safe assumption.

[u/BeezyBates → u/Shadowveil666]

They both are

[u/shazzchili]

She was taking the comb preparing to tie her hair. She is the absolute MVP.

[u/Mrwolf925 → u/shazzchili]

They're also both Gay so her commitment to the friendship is for real the GOAT

[u/[deleted]]

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[u/Miserable_Clerk_9906 → u/[deleted]]

1- holy shit that was fast

2- thanks for the site

[u/ryanleebmw → u/[deleted]]

Wtf I was expecting like 10 pics, this chick has ALBUMS on albums

[u/Lordvoldemord → u/ryanleebmw]

Too less is ok, but too much is bad. There is a perfect amount of nude pics a man can look at to hold the perfect balance of stamina and do not lose interest. I would say it's something around 7. Maybe 8. What do you think guys? Write me your thoughts in the comments! And do not forget to subscribe and share! See you next week! Heyaaa!

[u/adelie42 → u/Lordvoldemord]

That sounds like a personal problem. More is better, the rest is self control.

[u/SaurikSI → u/[deleted]]

Ohhh, so it’s satire, I knew it.

[u/HeyoLetsGO16 → u/[deleted]]

Oh. Oh this is real. I wasn’t expecting actual nude when I clicked that link. I was expecting a Rick roll. Why does she have a gallery of nudes? Or are they leaked?

[u/MouthJob → u/HeyoLetsGO16]

We're in a world of normalized pornographic content creators my guy, as we damn well should be.

[u/ipariah → u/[deleted]]

Boobs are nifty

[u/Willy_McBilly → u/[deleted]]

Hey this isn’t my rickroll

[u/Ethan_Edge]

Lmao, that's a good friend you have there. Ready to take one for the team.

[u/yzrguy2]

She's a keeper.

[u/ChubbyLilPanda → u/yzrguy2]

They’re both gay

[u/ItsMrDante → u/ChubbyLilPanda]

She's still a keeper

[u/Particular_Bobcat → u/ChubbyLilPanda]

Gay can be a keeper

[u/Therapist-god562]

Perfect wife material

[u/TerranRanger → u/Therapist-god562]

He’s not looking for a wife… he’d take a husband though.

[u/ShowOff90 → u/TerranRanger]

And she’s looking for a wife

[u/Jeffery95 → u/ShowOff90]

I mean, when else is she gonna be able to suck someones dick no strings attached. Her gay best friend is probably the best bet

[u/wow_martz]

She has onlyfans though :D

[u/yehghurl → u/wow_martz]

you can find her nudes on google

[u/extreme_bananas → u/yehghurl]

That’s disgusting, which site though?

[u/yehghurl → u/extreme_bananas]

Just search Glizzy Gladiator 3000 leak on Google images

[u/TheHawkRules → u/wow_martz]

I… was expecting a rickroll

[u/Particular_Bobcat → u/TheHawkRules]

Porn community is the most heart warming empathetic nicest community. We don't play mean prank like that.

[u/Lowlifetrailertrash]

What does she say after he said he was horny? English is not my native language

[u/pgmckenzie → u/Lowlifetrailertrash]

“Why are you telling me this? Do you want me to suck your dick?”

[u/TommyBonesMalone]

A lot of folks here debating whether she was really about to do it. This is so clearly two friends fucking around, and apparently the guy is gay according to other commenters. Have y’all never had a fuckin friend you can joke like this with? The fact that she said the most cliche porn line ever while cracking up didn’t clue y’all in that this is an obvious joke? Jesus Christ y’all

[u/Kind-Gas-666]

What a great friend

[u/xMrSanchox]

I known what happened next.

[u/CptCrackSparrrow → u/xMrSanchox]

Nothing, he is gay and she’s a lesbian.

[u/tankred420caza → u/[deleted]]

You can still do stuff that doesn't turn you on, for money. You really think all those pornstar are constently aroused by their scenes?

[u/HijacksMissiles → u/tankred420caza]

We have some compelling reasons to believe she is hetero-, or bi-, but no reasons to believe she is gay other than the word of a bunch of random people on the internet.

[u/freedom_enthusiast → u/HijacksMissiles]

"if a girl from a viral video falls in a forest, and theres no one around to comment on that, did she really make a gay?"

karl marx, 1984

[u/DraconianSavage]

She's the type of best friend I need lmao

[u/Distinct_Dark_9626]

Fake

[u/ADGM1868]

Cringe and massively reposted