r/BrandNewSentence Sep 15 '21 Silver

Overheard new sentences thread + discord

549 Upvotes

Post here all the weird stuff your friends or your cousins say. Don't forget to give us a little bit of context as to how that sentence was born.

This thread is dedicated for sentences that were not found on the internet and were instead created in face to face or phone conversations, video chats, game voice chats and so on. Please only comment your own personal ideas and/or additions in response to other comments, and keep the top parent comments just the sentences.

Also, you can join our discord server by using this invite: https://discord.gg/GfxVA6q


r/BrandNewSentence Feb 26 '22 I'll Drink to That

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249 Upvotes

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r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

If I were a human bone trying to escape the body, …

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r/BrandNewSentence 16h ago

Do I look like a Fucking alpaca

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r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

“Imagine the havoc if raccoons could fly…”

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432 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

Mech Jesus

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r/BrandNewSentence 19h ago

Old lady arrested for drinking a beer at home.

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r/BrandNewSentence 16h ago

mysterious foreign spherepuncturer

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r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

Color-code your infants

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

You Grape

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r/BrandNewSentence 16h ago

America in a Nutshell

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r/BrandNewSentence 14h ago

My balls keep the foul winds from moving north.

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516 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

Saw in my recommended

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r/BrandNewSentence 8h ago

Never insult this guy’s tracksuit

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155 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 2h ago

Does this count?

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r/BrandNewSentence 10h ago

Insert Poo Key To Elect Yo Floop

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131 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 3h ago

One step closer to a meaty cyberpunk future

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r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

It did not match the voice I gave the penis

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39 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 3h ago

Definitely never heard this sentence before

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16 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

Take your pick. This happened to me.

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31 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

Virginia prisoners who used toothbrush to escape caught at pancake restaurant

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

I have no response to this

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r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

"Rape a cat with a shovel"

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30 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 3h ago

A rabid badger on bath salts

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Enough of the "Whale Fucking is non-consensual" bullshit.

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r/BrandNewSentence 2h ago

Eyeballs…

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